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MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

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aliens-ate-my-mum:

accidentally opening your front camera
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ladykurenai replied to your link:TEA SPAM
Thanks! I totally did use it. :D Do you have any Adagio teas that you blended yourself?

Nah, that’s my first time ordering from the site and I don’t have enough expertise to try my own blends. I got the lavender Earl Grey, Thai Chai, Summer Rose, and a sample of the Moonlight Earl Grey. 80% of the time if I’m drinking tea, it’s Earl Grey or a chai.

comixology:

We couldn’t wait any longer so we started our imagecomics SDCC Sale a day before the con even starts!
Featuring

East of West by Jonathan Hickman & nickdragottaLazarus by ruckawriter & Michael LarkNowhere Men by Eric Stephenson & fetorpsePretty Deadly by kellysue & steinerfrommarsRat Queens by kurtiswiebe & johnnyrocwellSaga by Brian K Vaughan & fionastaplesSex Criminals by mattfractionblog & zdarskyThe Manhattan Projects by Jonathan Hickman & nickpitarraZero by aleskot & jordiecolorsthings(Plus a whole lot of other people)

comixology:

We couldn’t wait any longer so we started our imagecomics SDCC Sale a day before the con even starts!

Featuring

East of West by Jonathan Hickman & nickdragotta
Lazarus by ruckawriter & Michael Lark
Nowhere Men by Eric Stephenson & fetorpse
Pretty Deadly by kellysue & steinerfrommars
Rat Queens by kurtiswiebe & johnnyrocwell
Saga by Brian K Vaughan & fionastaples
Sex Criminals by mattfractionblog & zdarsky
The Manhattan Projects by Jonathan Hickman & nickpitarra
Zero by aleskot & jordiecolorsthings

(Plus a whole lot of other people)

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TEA SPAM

Everyone who wants it can use this $5 gift certificate to Adagio Teas: 5266677002. (Expires in 24 hours.) Get yourself some tea and think fond thoughts of me when you drink it.

generic-art:

Stevie Nicks, circa 1965

generic-art:

Stevie Nicks, circa 1965

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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Star Wars? Fake!

iworkatapubliclibrary:

A young boy approached the front desk. He comes into the library regularly and is ahead of his age in maturity. He wanted to know where he could find Star Wars books. We have quite a few fiction but also non-fiction Star Wars books. The non-fiction can be about the history and making of Star Wars.

Me: “Are you interested in fiction or non-fiction?”

Boy [long pause, with serious expression]: ”You do realize that Star Wars is fake right?”

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