valvala:

taobao-finds:

199 yuan ($32.33 USD)

Colors: 10+

IS THAT A FUCKING WHALE SHARK BAG

GIVE IT TO ME

(via fuckyeahhardfemme)

amusementofaprincess:

seriouspollynod:

knitmeapony:

suzie-guru:

familiaralien:

xtattooedheart:

birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.
As a side note, I love that barn owls are used to often in art, and considered the most beautiful species, yet they make a noise like Satan’s chalkboard.
Majestic.

So much for owls saying hoot :U

"Are we ready, little one?"

*SCREECH OF MURDEROUS RAGE*

I’ve got nothing but love for folks who call angry, screeching predators ‘little one’.

Do you ever think someone has that one type f animal they’re just connected to?
You can tell who they are because they look at a crocodile that just tried to bite them and say, “aren’t you /beautiful/” or the screaming owl and, “yes, you’re so cute” and genuinely truly mean it.

"He’s saying ‘let me go or I’ll eat your face off’". I love it

He’s just gently cradling it like a babby while it howls with soul-devouring fury.

This is just like my first three months as a parent.

(via emmersdrawberry)

The “good” news is that I don’t think any of the dogs this rescue place has available are suitable for homes with small children. And I’m absolutely not going to bring a pet into the house if they might pose a threat to Little Dude or any of the other animals, or if Little Dude’s high energy and, uh, enthusiasm are going to cause anxiety or other harm to any animal.

So at least for now I’m forced to not be serious about dog adoption.

I really want a dog and I know it is not really smart for us to adopt one right now but that’s not stopping me from window shopping.

There is a Spaniel rescue organization.

It is in Flushing.

We live in Flushing.

This will end badly.

piares:

SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT (a southern gothic/americana collection)

southern gothic /’sʌð(ə)n gɒθɪk/ n. a subgenre of gothic fiction set in the American South; common themes include flawed, disturbing and eccentric characters, decayed and derelict settings, and sinister actions emanating from poverty, abuse or alienation

I. WATER AND ASH | NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS /// II. THE CURSE | AGNES OBEL /// III. FIRE WALKER - BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB /// IV. WILDERLAND |  ANAÏS MITCHELL /// V. DANGER AND DREAD | BROWN BIRD /// VI. HOW’S IT GONNA END | TOM WAITS /// VII. RAISE HELL | BRANDI CARLILE /// VIII. THIN LINE | HONEY HONEY /// IX. FAR FROM ANY ROAD | THE HANDSOME FAMILY /// X. SKIN AND BONES | FOO FIGHTERS /// XI. FIRE | DELTA RAE /// XII. WAITING AROUND TO DIE | THE BE GOOD TANYAS /// XIII. HARD TIME KILLING FLOOR BLUES | CHRIS THOMAS KING /// XIV. AIN’T NO GRAVE | CROOKED STILL /// XV. SINKING HANDS | WOVEN HAND /// XVI. DEVIL’S SPOKE | LAURA MARLING /// XVII. LOSE YOUR SOUL | DEAD MAN’S BONES /// XVIII. WAX & WANE | ALANA HENDERSON /// XIX. BURIED IN TEETH | MARIEE SIOUX /// XX. RATTLIN’ BONES | KASEY CHAMBERS & SHANE NICHOLSON /// XXI. GONE, I’M GONE | ANAÏS MITCHELL

piares:

SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT (a southern gothic/americana collection)

southern gothic /’sʌð(ə)n gɒθɪk/ n. a subgenre of gothic fiction set in the American South; common themes include flawed, disturbing and eccentric characters, decayed and derelict settings, and sinister actions emanating from poverty, abuse or alienation

I. WATER AND ASH | NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS /// II. THE CURSE | AGNES OBEL /// III. FIRE WALKER - BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB /// IV. WILDERLAND |  ANAÏS MITCHELL /// V. DANGER AND DREAD | BROWN BIRD /// VI. HOW’S IT GONNA END | TOM WAITS /// VII. RAISE HELL | BRANDI CARLILE /// VIII. THIN LINE | HONEY HONEY /// IX. FAR FROM ANY ROAD | THE HANDSOME FAMILY /// X. SKIN AND BONES | FOO FIGHTERS /// XI. FIRE | DELTA RAE /// XII. WAITING AROUND TO DIE | THE BE GOOD TANYAS /// XIII. HARD TIME KILLING FLOOR BLUES | CHRIS THOMAS KING /// XIV. AIN’T NO GRAVE | CROOKED STILL /// XV. SINKING HANDS | WOVEN HAND /// XVI. DEVIL’S SPOKE | LAURA MARLING /// XVII. LOSE YOUR SOUL | DEAD MAN’S BONES /// XVIII. WAX & WANE | ALANA HENDERSON /// XIX. BURIED IN TEETH | MARIEE SIOUX /// XX. RATTLIN’ BONES | KASEY CHAMBERS & SHANE NICHOLSON /// XXI. GONE, I’M GONE | ANAÏS MITCHELL

(via dollymacabre)

This is a giant, inflatable, furry black cat.
It costs $300.
If I just got one and left it on my lawn all year, that would mean it was kind of a cost-effective purchase, right?

This is a giant, inflatable, furry black cat.

It costs $300.

If I just got one and left it on my lawn all year, that would mean it was kind of a cost-effective purchase, right?

hella-misery-taco:

superbuffalo007:

hella-misery-taco:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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nobody is ever going to love you

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GEE, I WONDER WHAT SCREENCAP THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO BE ON

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(via cleolinda)

aidn:

rise